The funniest quotes ever

Enjoy this collection of the funniest quotes ever. We collected these quotes based on mos liked ones in social media. 

The funnies quotes ever - call me chocolate

If you can’t remember my name, just say “Chocolate”. I will turn around.

 

The funnies quotes ever - Even chinia denied they made you

You are so fake that even china denied they made you!

 

The funnies quotes ever - I wish i could lose weight

I wish i could lose weight as easy as i lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind.

 

The funnies quotes ever - Life is getting too complicated

Life is getting too complicated. I wanna be five again.

 

The funniest quotes ever - Does anyone else put things in a safe place

Does anyone else put things in a safe place and then forget where that safe place is?

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