I’ve decided to add “extensive experience in dealing with stupid people” to my resume. That HAS GOT to be a marketable skill!
3 years ago
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If you don’t understand my silence, than you don’t deserve my words!
Being with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.
Friendship is born at that moment when one man says to another: “What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”