minion jokes

True friends

True friends

True friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you with something even better.

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Every day

Every day

Every day at work i wonder if this is going to be the day i accidentally scream: “Shut the f*ck up” out loud instead of just in my head.

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Hey autocorrect

Hey autocorrect

Hey autocorrect,
quit tampering with
my curse words,
you mother forklift!

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Dangerous words

Dangerous words

Don’t mess with me: I know karate, judo, tai kwon do, jujitsu, and  28 other dangerous words.

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Im not crazy

Im not crazy

Im not crazy
im just special!!

….No, wait…
Maybe im crazy…

One second…
I have to talk to myself
about this, Hold on….

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