The first thing i do when i wake up: Try to sleep again!
2 years ago
Rules when i first wake up: 1. Everyone shut the hell up 2. Get out of my way 3. Don’t ask me any damn questions
Every day at work i wonder if this is going to be the day i accidentally scream: “Shut the f*ck up” out loud instead of just in my head.
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
When i have children,
i’m gonna make them watch
the movie “2012” and tell
them i survived that.