funny

If thought

If thought

If thought bubbles appeared above my head i would be screwed.

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I prefer

I prefer

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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The only reason

The only reason

The only reason i’m fat is because a skinny body couldn’t possibly storeĀ all this personality.

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If you have

If you have

If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy, one friend is all you will ever need.

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Whenever you feel sad

Whenever you feel sad

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “push”

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