If thought bubbles appeared above my head i would be screwed.
2 years ago
The only reason i’m fat is because a skinny body couldn’t possibly store all this personality.
Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “push”
I’ve lost my mind, and i’m pretty sure the kids took it.
Legend says when you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you are awake in someone else’s dream, so if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.