funny minion quotes

I want to be the reason

I want to be the reason

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

0

Life is too short to be serious

Life is too short to be serious

Life is too short to be serious all the time. ┬áSo if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and i will laugh at you.

0

People i can be weird with

People i can be weird with

I love people i can be weird with.

0

Slap the idiot

Slap the idiot

Does anybody else have a voice in their head that repeats “Slap the idiot, Slap the idiot!” No? Just me? hmm… Odd!

0

No one is perfect

No one is perfect

Remmeber: No one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has got a crack on it.

0
Page 3 of 612345...Last »