I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
2 years ago
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and i will laugh at you.
I love people i can be weird with.
Does anybody else have a voice in their head that repeats “Slap the idiot, Slap the idiot!” No? Just me? hmm… Odd!
Remmeber: No one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has got a crack on it.