despicable me minions

When i have

When i have

When i have children,
i’m gonna make them watch
the movie “2012” and tell
them i survived that.

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Love is

Love is

Love is…
being stupid together.

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Hey autocorrect

Hey autocorrect

Hey autocorrect,
quit tampering with
my curse words,
you mother forklift!

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Dangerous words

Dangerous words

Don’t mess with me: I know karate, judo, tai kwon do, jujitsu, and  28 other dangerous words.

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Im not crazy

Im not crazy

Im not crazy
im just special!!

….No, wait…
Maybe im crazy…

One second…
I have to talk to myself
about this, Hold on….

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