I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone.
2 years ago
True friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you with something even better.
Every day at work i wonder if this is going to be the day i accidentally scream: “Shut the f*ck up” out loud instead of just in my head.
Sorry i missed your call, i took to long to answer cause i was dancing to the ringtone.
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.