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I do the stupidest random shit

I do the stupidest random shit

I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone.

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True friends

True friends

True friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you with something even better.

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Every day

Every day

Every day at work i wonder if this is going to be the day i accidentally scream: “Shut the f*ck up” out loud instead of just in my head.

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Sorry i missed

Sorry i missed

Sorry i missed your call, i took to long to answer cause i was dancing to the ringtone.

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Cleaning is

Cleaning is

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

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