Do not annoy me this week, because if you do… I’ll give your number to all the kids and tell them it’s santa’s hotline.
1 year ago
When i text, i use the word duck a lot. Mainly because autocorrect is a Ditch.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Every time i see the word “Explain” on a test, a part of me dies.
I can’t decide if i need a hug, a shot or two weeks of sleep.