Do not annoy me this week

Do not annoy me this week

Do not annoy me this week, because if you do… I’ll give your number to all the kids and tell them it’s santa’s hotline.

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I use the word duck a lot

I use the word duck a lot

When i text, i use the word duck a lot. Mainly because autocorrect is a Ditch.

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Childhood is like being drunk

Childhood is like being drunk

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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Every time i see the word

Every time i see the word

Every time i see the word “Explain” on a test, a part of me dies.

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I can’t decide

I can’t decide

I can’t decide if i need a hug, a shot or two weeks of sleep.

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