Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

The first thing i do when i wake up

The first thing i do when i wake up

The first thing i do when i wake up: Try to sleep again!

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Sometimes i look at my friends

Sometimes i look at my friends

Sometimes i look at my friends and think to myself ” Where did i meet this crazy people?” But then i think… “What would i do without them?”

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Rules when i first wake up

Rules when i first wake up

Rules when i first wake up: 1. Everyone shut the hell up 2. Get out of my way 3. Don’t ask me any damn questions

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Dear diet

Dear diet

Dear diet,
Things just aren’t going to work between us. It’s not me it’s you.You are tasteless,boring and i can’t stop cheating on you.

 

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Husbands are the best

Husbands are the best

Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

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