11 Funny Morning Quotes

A cup of Coffee and 11 funny morning quotes. Now this is a proper morning wake up. 

Funny Morning Quotes - All the coffee beans in Colombia

All the coffee beans in Colombia

All the coffee beans In Colombia Don’t make me a morning person.

Funny Morning Quotes - I always say Morning

I always say Morning

I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning” because it were a “Good Morning” i would still be in my bed asleep.

Funny Morning Quotes - Its time to wake up

Its time to wake up

It hurts when someone you love says mean things like “It’s time to wake up.”

Funny Morning Quotes - Coffee is magical

Coffee is magical

Coffee: A magical nectar that turns “Leave me alone or Die” into “Good Morning”

Funny Morning Quotes - Rules when i first wake up

Rules when i first wake up

Rules when i first wake up: 1. Everyone shut the hell up. 2. Get out of my way. 3. Don’t ask any damn questions.

Funny Morning Quotes - I could be a morning person

I could be a morning person

I could be a morning person, if mornings happened to be around noon.

Funny Morning Quotes - There are two kinds of people

There are two kinds of people

There are two kind of people in this world. 1. Morning people. 2. People who want to shoot morning people.

Funny Morning Quotes - In the morning there is a huge difference

In the morning there is a huge difference

In the morning there is a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05

Funny Morning Quotes - Sleeping is my drug

Sleeping is my drug

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

Funny Morning Quotes - Someone told me to have a good morning

Someone told me to have a good morning

Someone just told me  “Have a good Morning”. What about the rest of my day mother F*cker.

Funny Morning Quotes - This morning i put redbull in my coffee

This morning i put Redbull in my coffee

This morning i put Redbull into my coffee maker instead of water, and now i can see noises.

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